A Giminian Story
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A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very cleaver. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person. His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he start talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talk machine mouth. He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is 'Fast' or nearly call 'Hyperactive'.
He has a long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type who will write or scribble on paper, he never stay still. His hair always well comb or neat. He will spent a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean. He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him. He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style. He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He get bored easily with his favorite cloths , cologne. He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent. If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to? He change his mind as fast as he change a new pairs of shoes. He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand it's contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac. He hate to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job. He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is complete important and necessary. He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always find other attractions along the way. He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do. He is a very good speaker and make a very good politician. He can easily persuade other people and well presented himself in public, a real charmer. If he is a writer, he will write the best seller. He always search for truth and constantly study himself. He never satisfy about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction. Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepare to be alone. He will come to see you when he feels like it. He won't even know how he spent his days everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him. Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date. When he upsets, he could tell you he hate your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy. Do not ask him why he is that's way for he won't have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he will take you out again and forget what just happened. You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he crazy in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient. He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, then he will spent times solving this puzzle. |
Haha….
Gab sent me this horoscope read up and I found it amusing. It says 89% of Joseph Teo in the passage and I shouldn't mull over my erratic muse. Heed on, it's the little Giminian's secret and shall be unveiled right here right now. 
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Glimmer alike facet of gems – yes, he's got that slanting cheek, not hot, ain't chubby either. That's how he looked like 8 years back. But I still prefer the Joseph in the year of 2005. He looks definitely chubby and plump. What The Fish? You there might be wondering if this chap is very much a narcist himself. Not so! He look into the mirror everyday to wax, comb his hair for occasions but it looks like he's growing more mature antecedently. Holy, some said he looks like 배용준 (Bae) oh NOoo! He'll die laughing out loud and went insomniac! Well, he's as good as a proud Kuchingite, that's for sure.
Puberty was fun! You can still poke those pimples on your face without anxiety. Hey, there's even some hot missy approached him and asked him out for a drink. I envied him! But one thing good about him, he dislikes visiting rowdy crowdy places like the pub. Cafe or Lounge suits him with smooth jazz is a definite. Not bad after all but this Giminian is way too eccentric than any other kind. Maybe he is the mama's boy or way too picky on preferences and I always heard that he rejected offers.
Uh oh!
Reject offers? What's so charming about this bloke? Well, tell you what! You'll get a pulse vibe when you stare at his eyes for more than 5 seconds. That's a record breaking time frame! Nobody could deliver the message within 5 but usually 15 seconds or so. He's eyes…. pretty deceiving. It goes like this…
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I can't see his oculus under that starking sun. You can just see a horizontal line on his eyelids. No wonder people around said he looks like a korean more than a local Sarawakian. Okay…. maybe a Japanese or Singaporean (he wears glasses) but he's english and mandarin was kinda….
Uh oh!
I was just wondering where his origin was from? Pass that! He won't elaborate further. It's kinda like a dispute to him. Influential mediums surrounded him maybe. That's what I thought! It's much of a peculiar individual around the region. Back to topic —-
He's fast but too bad he's a dumb dork! Reactions seemed retard! I guess he should really go for that lady and stop mingling consequences & loyalties. Pass that… There's no such thing as a perfect couple of the century. I'll just have to laugh at him! This is not Tang or Ching dynasty.
Sometimes I pitied his contretemps. He could do better than those ah bengs! Well that was years backs. Out in the working force, he's more reliant and responsible of his works. I knew he love OTs and work long hours to achieve something otherwise, he'll rate them as failure of acceptance. His dignity is high. Therefore, you could hardly be aware with his findings.. Sometimes, am really surprised with what he could came up with, his dire and passion of something could drive you mad. That's what I observed as a reader. 
Remember… he's got two personalities.
Like the scribbles online scattered all over. Flip back on his journals you could find some! Oh yeah, sometimes he rants too but that's part of his cognitive content. Learning is fun and it applies to everyone. I am very use to his attitude of being a sloth. Sometimes, it's really hard to drag him on the table burning midnight oil but he's got a brilliant resolution for himself – trance music that was. Every beat keeps him awake and ease him from memorizing something tedious. Recently, he's into fusions and people categorize his music taste as… gothic. No worries, he told me that the process of learning is to throw yourself into something that's particularly alien to you. There, you absorb the essence of knowledge and extrinsic nature of something. So… I learnt his secret!
OH!!!!! I can't take further more.
That's a lot of cloths… from blazer to zara jeans! Speak of fashion…. he's literally good in dressing himself up, No doubt! Spendthrift is his friend and I hardly spoken to them cause it's a lof of money and very time consuming but fortunately that's seasonal and mostly done overseas – not Singapore nor Kuching – just once in a blue moon perhaps. He seemed pretty elated to shop in the foreign land more to get himself panache. Oh, come on! You're not doing that cat walk thingy aren't u Joe? Guess not! He loves copycat I reckon! No wonder those fashions look so familiar elsewhere but only if you chance upon, that is
And yes, I observed something unusual. He's a very lame organizer and doesn't seemed to get a clear prospect on matters due to his vagary. I know why… It's his mind playing tricks on him. First decision was always crucial but there came the second and third and eventually he couldn't get an exact resolution on things. That's why he needs his friend around to assist him on routine checks & exact answers if possible. Am always there for him (if time permits). If you're saying he's capable of doing big things. HAHA… still a long way. Just like some parlance, "it takes years to furnish your skills, seconds on misusing one."
"The truth is out there!", he claimed. Possibly he had watched too much X-files back then. Mysteries surrounded us and the most intrigue moment is to see those infinite possibilities. He only knew how to talk but don't how to act. That's the weakness in him. Sometimes I felt like slapping his words half way through and asked him, "Where's your action?" I noticed he's pretty much sensitive if you look down on him. And that's where he's anger ignites and push him forward. Not a bad thing either. At least some indirect motivation there for him. He could do better but not into perfection. Jesus had given him so many chances in life, but he doesn't really seemed to appreciate what was given and presented in front of him. One thing I know… he'll keep himself intake with the society and acquiring new abilities from time to time.
I believe he will change the future. Of what? I dunno… I preserved that through my 7th sense.
Though some said he's asian version of Jim Carey. Yeah…. no doubt about that… He can be silly at times but not too often. He's also a being and always create attention to others. You feel that too? I have no idea with his intention but it seemed positive to me. No sign of a negativism brought into other's mind. But unfortunately jealousy is his greatest enemy to counter. He always swallow a few bottles of vinegar first without second thought and ended up diarrhea in the toilet. Man, can you imagine how his arse exploded? It goes putt putt puttttttt.. OWH!! That awful stench in the toilet – you cannot imagine. I better stop here before he checks back the log and found out someone saying something bad about him
The Inner Soul.
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Merry Christmas To you!!!!
